bananasandguavas:

natasha smooching her weenie boyfriend

ericnorseman:

Steve RogersMemorable Quotes [part I - part II]

iamthedukeofurl:

marvelmeta:

sirdef:

okay but imagine IMAGINE a criminal organization like aim or hydra capturing the avengers and steve is brought before the commander idiot-in-charge and ofc this dude is prattling on about how the avengers are done for, how thor has been trapped in another realm and bruce banner is tranquilized and black widow and hawkeye are contained and he’s like “and your precious tony stark is working for us now, building a new age of weapons technology right in our labs”

and steve, who is tied to a chair btw, just starts CRACKING. UP. for a full minute. so much that tears are rolling down his cheeks and the chair and bonds are straining under his weight and movement and steve just can’t stop laughing and the commander dude yells “WHAT’S SO FUNNY” because steve has literally been laughing for 60 seconds and his minions are looking at him nervously

steve is like “you don’t know much about tony stark do you?” and goes into another fit of laughter.

another 60 seconds later, an explosion rocks the evil HQ building, shoot to thrill starts playing in the distance

# steve rogers doesn’t stop laughing until tony bursts through the doors with two fresh repulsors and black widow and hawkeye in tow

"Did you give him a box of scraps, because he has a history with those"

Fuck fuck fuck.

analhemorrhaging:

polyphonic-bubbles:

ledarkknightess:

polyphonic-bubbles:

My mum is screaming and shouting and arguing. And she won’t let us out of our rooms. And it’s really scary. And my sister is crying. And she’s already peed her pants. And. I just don’t know what to do. I’m so fucking fed up with this bullshit man.

I haven’t done a fucking thing and I have to go through this shit everyday.

I am so done. 100% done. 100% fucking done.

What?! Is your sister ok? 

No she’s not. And neither am I bruh

Wtf you need to call 911 or something.

Amber do you want to come to my house or…?

peppercrow:

these four give me life

i tried to run my hand through my hair and i slapped myself in the face b/c i literally had a hair cut a few hours ago and i forgot like the complete egg i am 

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

image

pottsresilient:

tony joking that he only married steve for his body and steve insisting that he only married tony for his money and then both of them staring lovingly into each other’s eyes until the ppl around them make gagging noises

#hC

bootycap:

why-i-love-comics:

look at this dork wearing a helmet on his helmet

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ohsebastianstan:

Reunited…and it feels so good! #Wienermobile #holdonweregoinhome

#GOD

copperbadge:

For anyone who’s ever written a high school AU, fifteen year old Steve Rogers and seventeen year old Tony Stark. 

[From Captain America #355, 1989, and Iron Man #s 327-329, 1996.]

flange5:

I feel like context would only cheapen this.

Avengers #58 (1968)

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